May 2011
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Sometimes - just sometimes - I take a mental step back and examine the state in which I am. And sometimes, I don’t like it.
May 1st
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I really should class up.
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April 2011
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“That was weird. When the pilots of Marine One said they were going to drop me...”
– Will Ferrel in You’re Welcome America. A Final Night with George W Bush
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patrick left me.
50centsforyoursoul: livinginhypocrisy: 50centsforyoursoul: livinginhypocrisy: 50centsforyoursoul: but everyone leaves me, so i’m used to the pain. You’re the one who can’t decide who he wants more~ I just made the decision easy for you. oh. well fine. i was going to call you tonight but nevermind now. i’ll call hollis Fine. Not like you care if you get to talk to me or not. Not...
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livinghypocrisy asked: no no no, you didn't :p
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livinghypocrisy asked: QUIT TRYING TO STEAL MY MAN!
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“There’s many stories of Old Gregg as there are sailors in Nantucket....”
– Old sailor man 
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@iamnotcalvinscot
Uh.
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“It’s funny because the way that kind of stuff is talked about on blogs is so...”
– James Franco, on gay rumours (via rollerderbyandzombies)
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@iamnotcalvinscot
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Welp, now that one has crawled on me, I’m feeling them everywhere again. Someone save me.
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I just ruthlessly killed an ant.
I don’t like bugs crawling on me, thank you.
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moonprinc3ss: darksideoftherainbow: moonprinc3ss: darksideoftherainbow: moonprinc3ss: darksideoftherainbow: Mum just asked me to beat a rug outside, bring Christmas decorations downstairs (yes, we’re.. still taking down Christmas decorations. I… I know.), and measure a piece of wood in the kitchen. Do I look like the hired help? You can beat my rug any time. And you can measure...
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sexysquirtlesquirt: darksideoftherainbow: moonprinc3ss: darksideoftherainbow: moonprinc3ss: darksideoftherainbow: Mum just asked me to beat a rug outside, bring Christmas decorations downstairs (yes, we’re.. still taking down Christmas decorations. I… I know.), and measure a piece of wood in the kitchen. Do I look like the hired help? You can beat my rug any time. And you can...
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moonprinc3ss: darksideoftherainbow: moonprinc3ss: darksideoftherainbow: Mum just asked me to beat a rug outside, bring Christmas decorations downstairs (yes, we’re.. still taking down Christmas decorations. I… I know.), and measure a piece of wood in the kitchen. Do I look like the hired help? You can beat my rug any time. And you can measure muh wood~ KASEY GET OUT OF...
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