June 2011
But ya know what - once the pain and lobsterness recedes, I will have a glorious Romanesque bronze.
Worth it?
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Who would be willing to rub aloe moisturizer on my...
The pay would be… uh, I dunno. Sexual/affectionate favours?
Applications are now being excepted. Please contact the HJ Human Resources office at ext. 0019.
May 2011
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Senior Skip Day.
Going to the beach in the morning; it’s gonna be wicked awesome. Maybe I’ll actually get - wait for it, wait for it, this insane, unheard-of suggestion - an even tan.
(collective gasp)
Anywho. G’night, Tumblrfolk!
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Oh my god.
There’s a Facebook page for Pat Mustard.
LIKED IT SO HARD
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@plasmaterial
I know. One of my few absolutely unnecessary, yet totally necessary materialistic goals in life is to own at least one pair of real Ray-Bans. Real, gorgeous, sexy Ray-Bans.
That and own a Mercedes. Mmmm.
It’ll happen. I will make it so.
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Okay, apparently Target sells cheap sunglasses that look like Fake-bans. Awesomepossum.
And yes, I’m finicky about my sunglasses. I take care to look my best when in public.
Why is Hollis so hot?
Better question: what brought this on?
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Does anyone know where to get wicked cheap Fake-Bans?
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thepimp-thepriest asked: I'm so bored that I'm going back through all my tumblr pages.
I just found this lol
http://nittywood.tumblr.com/post/723653532/hollis-is-trying-to-make-a-tumblr-xd-lol-he
I just found this lol
http://nittywood.tumblr.com/post/723653532/hollis-is-trying-to-make-a-tumblr-xd-lol-he
lavieboheme- asked: I thought you'd enjoy that! :D
lavieboheme- asked: http://lavieboheme-.tumblr.com/private/5990919881/tumblr_llzrc2MCey1qa1oip
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Sleep, sleep tonight; and may your dreams be realized. If the thundercloud passes rain, so let it rain. Let it rain, rain on him.
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And the mood drops.
And we have whipped cream.
Oh my god, multiple food-gasms
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“We travel, some of us forever, to seek other states, other lives, other souls.”
– Anaïs Nin (via transorbital-lobotomy)
Well I was going to make pancakes, but then Dylan whined, and I have this horrible habit of giving in to cuteness, so.. I’m making waffles now.
hollis and i are having gay offspring
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