August 2012
In all seriousness, and regardless of attractive athletes, the Olympics are a beautiful, beautiful thing.
I just watched the Skyfall trailer, and now I need to change my pants, because they have been shat.
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My standards were impossibly high to begin with, but now the Olympics have just shattered them completely. I’ll have no choice but to become a nun now.
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I don’t always fan boy but when I do it’s over Olympic divers
July 2012
I mean it’s not my fault Tom Daley and I were meant to be
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I’m hungry.
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Worshipping Tom Daley Blog Summer 2k12
I would apologise for what my blog has become tonight, but who in their right mind would ever apologise for successive posts of wet Tom Daley in a speedo?
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he’s an Olympic diver
I learned how to dive in swimming lessons
we are meant to be
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NO MY BABY DIDN’T MAKE IT TO THE FINAL NO
TOM DALEY IS ON YES
HE SHOULD BE ON ME BUT STILL
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Help, I’ve become one of those terrible swooning-over-divers bloggers
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I just did the kitchen rounds but I found nothing of any value on par with my cooking skill levels so I’m just going to sit at my computer and digest myself from the inside out.
djzeiba:
constant-nothing:
new hampshire has the lowest homicide and poverty rate in the country
and we have a 95.1% high school graduation rate
i don’t know why everyone complains about new hampshire
it’s actually pretty nice
We also have marriage equality, the lowest teen pregnancy rate, and no state income or sales tax. But we’re 93% white. And boring as hell. We have a lot of...
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Oh my god for some reason everything on ABC is in Spanish right now
Sally Fields is speaking Spanish I CAN’T CONTAIN MYSELF AHAHAHA
Oh, men’s swimming. I love watching the Olympics for the sport, but god, the abs, pecs, and speedos sure don’t mar the experience.
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What a grey day. A deathly insipid, lifeless, meaningless, grey day.
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hey who wants to sleep with me because sleep I am sleepy
sleep
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Where can I watch the whole Opening Ceremonies? NBC and the BBC only have little portions, the little bitches.
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THIS IS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
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OH MY GOD I DON’T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED BUT SUDDENLY AFTER LIKE 6 MONTHS MY TRACKPAD CLICKS CORRECTLY AGAIN OH MY GOD I’M ABOUT TO FREAK OUT
I’M GONNA POST THIS POST USING THE TRACKPAD INSTEAD OF MY MOUSE
WHAT